I’ve heard people refer to different gyms around town as ‘local bath houses.’ Based off of the men’s ‘missed connections’ page on craiglist.com, that description seems fitting. Nearly everyday, there are postings on craigslist about someone who made frequent eye contact with another guy while working out but didn’t get the oppurtunity, or balls, to ask him out. Other postings are even more bath-houseish… talking about blowing each other but not getting a name or number afterwards. I’d ask if these types of situations are even real, but I have friends that have discussed being in such scenarios.
Maybe I’m not going at the peak cruising hours, but I don’t see any of this when I work out. I used to go to the gym almost daily.. I now go much less frequently. Once in a rare while I’ll see someone seem to check me out, or notice other guys that are checking one another out. A few months ago a guy that works at my eye doctor’s office tried to pick me up at the gym, but other than that occasion (which didn’t count since he knew me from outside of the gym) I never see anything even close to a bath house. I’ve never accidentally walked in on two guys (or more, if dreams came true for me) exchanging hand jobs in the locker room. The showers are used for bathing. The sauna is heavier people that think they’re ‘working out’ by sweating for thirty minutes. No ass play whatsoever! (I’m not sure if ass play is one word, or two, or if it’s hyphenated. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever typed ass play, so forgive me for improper grammar)
I’m not saying that I’m the hottest guy at the gym… I’m no where near. Eighty percent of the people there are really attractive, and ten percent are beyond what a real person even looks like. I don’t know where some of these gorgeous people hide in the day.. I never see anyone like that at the gas station, that’s for sure. So maybe I don’t meet the standards of the gym-brothel activity. God knows I can’t be putting off a no-sex vibe… I think I put off a pretty heavy sexual vibe in any situation I’m ever in. (Which makes Thanksgiving dinners awkward at times)
I’m also not saying that I’m upset that I’m not experiencing this part of the gym, if it does exist. I am paying the same amount for membership, however, and therefore am starting to feel jipped. Perhaps I can write a letter to the manager of the gym.. “To whom it may concern… I’m not getting laid, blown, or playing grabass with anyone while working out. I’d appreciate a discount off next month’s bill.”
The gym is definitely not a place where I feel sexy, so I doubt I’d do anything with anyone if the oppurtinity even arose. I’m in crappy clothes, hair is a mess, smelly and sweaty.. I’m not thinking about rubbing one out in that moment. I’m just starting to wonder if all of this gym sex business is nothing more than a rumour.
The Gymz…what am i missing?
Posted by on September 30, 2008
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Random Thoughts
Posted by on September 29, 2008
Just some of the random thoughts I had throughout a chill Sunday..
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A Fairy Tale Romance..that i have no interest in
Posted by on September 26, 2008
I don’t want a boyfriend… I really dislike relationships. I’ve been in plenty of relationships in the past, some with amazing guys, and no matter what I feel trapped each time, like I’m going to suffocate unless me and whoever the other person is break up. Countless times I’ve broken things off with people for this reason or that, when the true motive behind it is that I just don’t want to be with somone. Regardless of how terrific they are.
So why is it that almost every time I leave my apartment, I hope to meet someone in some sort of fairy tale way? I walk the dog and half-expect a guy to come up and ‘woo’ me with his banter. When I go to the grocery store I think that someone at any moment is going to walk up and make a joke about my produce selection before asking me to have coffee. And not only do I hope to meet some great person at some random location, but I also hope for him to fight to win me over. He’ll quickly realize that I don’t like relationships, and therefore will try over and over to convince me that we’d be great together.
It makes no sense! I’ve seriously stopped talking to people before that I’ve dated only because I feel like it could turn into something, and so end things before it does. I have people around right now that are fantastic and want to be in a relationship with me, and I continue to turn down the option. So then why am I hoping to find something with a stranger that I already have or have had with certain people very close to me? I’m not sure if I’m demented, or if fairy tale romances just get burned into our brains when we’re kids.. and even though we know it doesn’t exist or work, we still look for it everyday.
*sorry that this posting is random and unfunny. I normally try to be a little more upbeat and fun, but this is what’s on my mind tonight..
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Sexual Fetish.. Better Not to Know
Posted by on September 23, 2008
Whatever you fetish is, it’s better not to reveal the first time you meet someone.
longer video than normal…had a lot to say.
I don’t know why the video quality gets janky near the end..
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One Night in Bangkok..or Bangkok in Me
Posted by on September 12, 2008
Three days later, I talked to my friend for the first time since the party. He immediately asked me if I had screwed the Indian that night. I told him of course not, and that I thought they had hooked up. “No, I went to sleep on the couch and he went into your bedroom.” I was so confused… and the next morning called Turbin to see if it were true. Indian said he had gone into my room, couldn’t get me to wake up, and eventually went to sleep. The next morning he again tried to wake me, with no luck, and left.
What happened during that ‘eventually?’ I’m so bothered about this.. even a week later. I’ve always been a heavy sleeper. My cell phone can ring all night and I’ll never hear it, and I have to set multiple clock alarms at full volume for me to get up on time in the morning. One time I literally had sex with a boyfriend while asleep, and awoke to cumming while at the same time yelling out, “what the hell’s happening?!?” My ex, the possible rapist, thought that I was playing and trying to be sexy by pretending to be asleep as he started to fool around with me. Who the hell pretends to be asleep to be sexy? I had a boner in my sleep and apparently moaned a little and he thought that I was totally awake and proceeded to ride me. Waking up to getting off is about the most confusing way to wake up ever, second only to a parakeet crawling up your butt. (I’ve never had a parakeet crawl up my ass… but I’m guessing it’d be pretty alarming to wake up to)
The point is I have no idea what ‘we’ did that night. I know I slept naked, and don’t own a bed that’s thirty feet wide, so at some point we had to have at least brushed one another. I really wonder if he tried cuddling with me (hurl)… or worse yet screwed me. I know (from experience) that Indians aren’t the most hung of the races, and that I probably wouldn’t feel much even if I were awake. So I definitely wouldn’t have woken up to that. For all I know I could be expecting right now, and should be sewing little baby-sized turbins and looking up recipes for curry rather than typing this blog. I checked the mirror since and don’t have a rhinestone on my forehead, or anywhere else, at least. That’s a good sign.
I have parties and after-parties at my house fairly often, and still have no locks on any of my doors. Now I’m going to be worried everytime, and wonder what else may have happened at past parties that I don’t know about. Obviously, I would have had no idea that he was in there had my friend not informed me days later. I guess I’m going to have to be like “Home Alone” now and scatter about my bedroom floor broken christmas tree ornaments and bells.
Oh… and in case you’re wondering, my projective due date is June 2009…. I’ll be registered at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Is anyone actually getting laid by using gay.com??
Posted by on September 10, 2008
Since becoming single a couple of months ago, I’ve been able to do things that I haven’t been able to do for a while… besides the obvious (like fucking strangers). I suddenly find myself at bars that I typically wouldn’t go to, or checking out websites that I forgot had even existed. Reading the posts on craigslist.com’s ‘missed connections’ section has become part of my daily ritual. Oftentimes, I hope to see something written about me from some random place I was at the day before, like the laundromat or gas station, if for no other reason that for an ego boost. Since I’ve only ever seen one posting about me, and that was over a year ago, I at least get entertainment from the ridiculous postings of others. “I saw you from across the food court at the mall. You didn’t notice me or see me, but if you’re interested in meeting, write me back. Would love to suck you off like you were sucking on that slushie.” That could’ve gone without the quotes, since I made it up… but they really are just as ridiculous. Does saying shit like that on a web posting actually get anyone laid? The worst site for this is gay.com’s chat rooms. I haven’t been on that site for over two years, but the last couple of weeks have checked it out. I truley had no intentions of hooking up or anything by going on the site… I just really wanted to see if it had changed at all since I had been on years before. Everything about the chat room was absolutely the same… and many of the people’s images I remembered from my last sign in during ‘06. The things people come up with to say in there are so amazing. A simple ‘horny?’ somehow replaces ‘hello’ as a greeting. ‘You looking?’ is said more often than ‘the’ is used. Is anyone on this site actually getting laid from these lines? I can’t imagine being so filled with horniness that I’d sign into a chat room and drive to meet the first person asking me if i’m randy. Well…maybe if he used the word randy I would, simply because it’s way more fun to say.
I’ve never heard of a friend talking about meeting some great guy from gay.com… nor have I heard someone talk about the hot sex he had with someone whose cock size was known from a screen name before his real name was said. Maybe I’m blind to the gay.com world, and in reality people are getting laid daily from the site. I’m sure the hookers that sign on are doing well. I think from my short-lived experience I’ll stick with giving flirty looks to guys at bars or stores… the craigslist and chat room thing are just a little too bizarre… even for me. If anyone has a great story of hooking up from one of these sites though… please fill this apparently old-fashioned boy in…
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