Danrambles’s Weblog

After months of millions of people anxiously awaiting the first blog (or, more specifically, a handful of friends that I’ve mentioned this to over the past week)… DanRambles is finally here! What is DanRambles you may be wondering? Hopefully, it’s the opposite of most every other homo’s blog/vlog. The best way to define what something is often is to define what it is not.

I don’t plan on ranting about gay rights… god love people that work for that type of thing, it really helps me out when they accomplish shit. However, I’m not one that’s gonna be at the rallys or emailing my state representative. I may sign a petition though if you’re hot and catch me out somewhere.

I have no plans on covering my blog with half-naked or naked men. Not trying to get anyone’s attention with porn. If you’re looking for porn, there are plenty of sites out there… and you’ll probably have a lot more fun looking at them than looking at this blog. I sure as fuck would. Porns awesome. I’m sure random porns that I see, however, will be mentioned on occasion.. as it is a daily part of my life and sometimes I come across some weirdass shit. (I swear if I see one more twink get a metal rod shoved into his dickhole I’m going to vomit on my laptop.)

I’m not going to use this blog as a ‘dear diary.’ If i did that, then the second this thing gets noticed by anyone I’ll surely have the cops at my door. I have some nutty thoughts sometimes and wild encounters… and if I talked about all of that on here I’d be in trouble. (Seventeen is still underage, right? ….fuck.) I’ve kept a journal for the last thirteen years (gay gay, I know)… and that’ll be where those thoughts will be kept. It makes me hurl everytime I see someone on myspace post a blog about how he met a guy and is so into him and therefore totally over his ex… as if the blog is a place for private thoughts or something…knowing/hoping that the ex is going to read it and get jealous or whatever. Grow up. I’m not posting anything like that.

I’m not going to get political too often nor talk about celebrity-gossip. I couldn’t care less about celebrities, besides wanting to be one… and I sound like a fucktard when I talk about politics. Here and there I’m sure topics will come up, but by no means will it be a regular subject.

So what WILL this site be about…

By the title of the page, I’m sure one can deduce…but it will be dan rambling! Which I do a lot of. Rambling about the events of the day/night.. rambling about one night stands and drunken events… about guys I meet (and often find a way to ditch)… about the gay scene in Cincinnati and the other cities I go to (I try to travel as often as possible).. and about anything else that pops up. i love the idea of living by ‘no regrets, no apologies’… and typically live that way at night. The problem I have is the morning afters, when I’m filled with regrets and have a list of people to call to apologize to.

Hopefully, the easiest way to explain what this blog will be is.. a place to go for a laugh, either with me or at me. You can also watch me on youtube, at youtube.com/danrambles .. or find me at myspace.com/danrambles . Thanks for reading… I’ll be posting my first actual blog later this evening, so check back! … Extra thanks to Barry for his advice and kind words. (Barry’s blog can be found at queercincinnati.com .. i’ve been checking it out for a while now.. its a great place to see what’s going on in Cincy!)